Why oh why oh why couldn't Christopher Walken have been the Next Food Network Star?

Hey Food Network — I’d totally watch this show.

Oh! I know — Anthony Bourdain, Christopher Walken and for some reason I want to throw Christopher Kimball into the mix. Now, that would be an awesome cooking show. Three’s Company…for Dinner.

Im Cooked is a really cool idea. I need to spend some time watching more of the clips there. Hello, sweet-sweet-week-off-between-jobs. I have plans for you!

3 Replies to “Why oh why oh why couldn't Christopher Walken have been the Next Food Network Star?”

  1. I would so watch that show too! Just to watch Anthony and Mr. Walken strangle Christopher Kimball with his bow tie until his eyes bugged out!! (I actually like CK btw, he just can be so much of a ponce sometimes)

  2. Oh, I know! I like CK too, but —
    CW would be like…”I got this thing in France…I like chicken…” and ABdn would be all snarky and tell him exactly what the thing in France that he got was and then they’d start talking about bars and stuff in France and then CK would have a hissy fit about CW’s non-mise en place set up and not cooking the chicken properly and ABdn’s salty language and then CW and ABdn would throw pots and pans at him. And Bridget would be off-set giggling hysterically.
    So awesome.

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